当你不得不把一页书看一遍又一遍，只因你不断地走神。

澳洲新南威的警方FB满满都是抖机灵的段子，这些警察小哥的第二职业是段子手吧！

-I just ended a 5 year relationship.

-Omg, are you OK?

-Yeah I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship.

- 我刚刚结束了一段5年的感情。

- 天哪，你还好吗？

- 我没事，又不是我的感情。

Destroy racism,be like a panda.

He is black,he is white,he is asian, and he is chubby.

像熊猫一样，反对种族歧视

他是黑人，也是白人，是亚洲人，还是胖星人。

1.When I was in 5th grade a boy liked me but I thought he was annoying. So on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and I said no and I had to think of an excuse, so I started hugging a tree and I told him the tree was my boyfriend. Then I saw him kicking the tree and I felt bad...

五年级的时候有个男生喜欢我，我觉得很烦。他在广场上跟我表白，我拒绝了，但是我需要一个理由。所以我抱住了一棵树，说这棵树是我男朋友，然后我看着他踢了那棵树，感觉很悲伤……

2. When I was 7 I had a crush on a girl in my class and didn't know how to deal with it. So I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school".

7岁的时候我喜欢上了班里的一个姑娘，我不知道怎么办。所以我写了封信……“滚出我的学校”。

3. After flunking a job interview, got up, shook everyone's hand, and walked into the coat closet.

搞砸了一场面试，站起身，和每个人都握了手，然后走进了衣帽间……