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再见,我的“储物癖”

2013-05-21byJaneE.Brody

疯狂英语·阅读版 2013年4期

by Jane E. Brody

It often takes a crisis, major or minor, to prompt people to change bad habits, especially when the change is time-consuming and anxietyprovoking.

The other day, the drawer in which I store my swimming stuff jammed. When I finally got it open and dumped out its contents, I counted more than a dozen bathing suits (several with their store tags 1)intact), 12 bathing caps, 10 pairs of 2)goggles and countless nose clips and earplugs.

Then I recalled the same thing had happened a week earlier with my drawer of pens and pencils, literally hundreds of them, half of which were dried out or otherwise useless.

往往要有一场或轻或重的危机,才能逼迫人们改掉恶习,当改变这些习惯需时耗日、令人焦虑不安时,情况尤其如此。

前几天,我用来放游泳装备的抽屉挤满东西,给卡住了。最终把它打开时,我把里面东西都倒了出来,数了一下:一共有十几套泳衣(有几件连标签牌都还完好无损)、12个泳帽、10副泳镜以及无数的鼻夹和耳塞。

这时,我想起一周前也发生过类似的事情。当时,我打开用来放钢笔和铅笔的抽屉,里面有几百支笔,其中有一半不是墨水已经干尽就是已经坏掉了。

And I shouldnt even mention my full-size freezer or 3)humongous medicine cabinet, where things fall out every time I open them. Or my floor-to-ceiling plastic bins of yarn, mountainhigh pile of Bubble Wrap, bags of plastic bags and shopping bags, and shelves of items I thought might be gifts for someone someday.

Having just read 4)Homer & Langley, E. L. Doctorows novel about the Collyer brothers, who were found dead in a Harlem brownstone under more than 100 tons of stuff they had accumulated, I finally vowed to tackle my lifelong tendency to accumulate too much of nearly everything and my seeming inability to throw out anything that I considered potentially useful to me or someone else sometime in the future.

Living in a three-story house with full basement made it far too easy to pursue this habit. I had plenty of storage space (and had filled every 5)nook and 6)cranny of it), but often couldnt find things when I needed them, including clothes, books, articles, even frozen food I knew I had stored somewhere. Last year I found eight unopened jars of cocktail sauce in the back of my fridge; I had forgotten I had any and kept buying more.

我家那大冰箱和硕大无比的药箱就更别提了,每次打开,总会有一堆东西掉出来。我也不该说起那些装满了纱线的塑料储物箱,已经从地板一直堆到天花板了,泡泡包装纸堆积如山,还有数不胜数的塑料袋和购物袋,以及摆满几个货架的各式物件,上面的东西我总觉得有朝一日或许能作为礼物送给别人。

最近我刚刚读了E·L·多克托罗的小说《纽约兄弟》,书中讲的是科利尔兄弟的故事,这哥俩住在哈林区一幢赤褐色砂石小楼里,两人去世时,家里囤积了超过100吨的杂物。读完小说,我终于发誓要改变长期以来的习惯,改掉几乎任何物品都攒下来、什么都不舍得扔的老毛病——在潜意识里,我总觉得这些东西今后总能对我或别人派上用场。

住在一幢楼高三层、外加一个大地下室的房子里,养成囤积的恶习实在太容易了。我有充足的储藏空间(而且现在已经把所有角落都填满了),但在有需要的时候,我却总是找不到要找的东西,无论是衣服、书、日用品,还是那些我明明知道放在了某个地方的冷冻食品。……

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