Mother asked her little boy,“Darling,what did the teacher teach you today?”

“Nothing,Mum,”answered the son proundly,“instead,she asked me how much one plus two was,and I told her three.”

母亲问她年幼的儿子：“宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？”

儿子骄傲地说：“什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。”