星期天Sunday

当我还小的时候，老妈每天让我看一小时教育节目。When I was a newborn， Mom put me in front of the TV for an hour a day to watch educational videos.

我不知道這些节目到底有没有让我变聪明，反正我本来就足够聪明了，我知道怎么换台看我自己喜欢的节目。I dont know if those videos actually made me any smarter， but at least I was smart enough to figure out how to put on something I WANTED to watch.

我还搞明白了怎么把电池从摇控器拆下来，这样就没人能把频道换回教育节目了。I ALSO figured out how to remove the batteries from the remote so no one could turn the educational videos back ON.

不过当你还是个婴儿的时候，其实走不了多远，所以我只能把电池藏在一个地方。But when youre a baby， you cant really get around a lot， so there was only one place I could hide the batteries.

老妈其实应该让我早点下地爬爬，因为在肢体协调方面，我远远落后于其他孩子。当其他孩子都能坐直和滚沙发的时候，我还在努力把头从地上抬起来。I think Mom shouldve let me crawl around on the floor more when I was little， because I was WAY behind the other kids in my playground when it came to the physical stuff. while the others were sitting up and couch surfing， I was still working on lifting my head off the ground.