一沁供稿

Fun Time/轻松一刻

Unexpected Answers I

意想不到的回答（一）

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Q: What happened when a fish became famous?

A: He turned into a star fish[海星].

Q: What is a bee that can’t make up his mind?

A: A maybe.

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhi was four years old.

Q: What did the red light say to the green light?

A: Don’t look. I’m changing!

Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses[时态]. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?

Student: Obviously[显然地]it’s the past tense.