Three Surgeons

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.

"A man came to me who had his hand cut off，" said one， "Today that man is a concert violinist."

"That's nothing，" said another， "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on， and today that man is a marathon runner."

"I can top both of you，" said the third， "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."

三個外科医生

三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。

“有个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个医生说，“如今那个人是音乐会的小提琴手。”

“这算不了什么，”另一个医生说，“有个人两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那个人是马拉松选手。”

“我比你们两个都强，”第三个医生说，“一天，我遇到一场可怕的车祸。现场除了一个马屁股和一副眼镜，什么都没有留下。如今，那个人坐在美国参议院里。”endprint