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2015-10-21钟萍良

第二课堂(课外活动版) 2015年8期
关键词:波比玩吧坏孩子

The lowest grade

“Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really dont think I deserve a zero.”

“Neither do I. But thats the lowest grade Im allowed to give.”

最低分

学生:“教授先生,我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

老师:“我也觉得。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”

Who is the bad boy

Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

Last Saturday their mother said to them, “Im going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden ─ and be good.”

“Yes, Mummy.” the two boys answered, and they went out.

They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, “Mum my,” he said, “Bobbys broken a window in Mrs. Allens house.”

“Hes a bad boy,” his mother said. “How did he break it?”

“I threw a stone at him,” Billy answered, “and he quickly ducked.”

钟萍良 整理

比利和波比是两兄弟,两人经常打架。

上个星期六,他们的妈妈对他们说:“我现在要做午饭了。去,到花园去玩吧,别淘气。”

“是,妈妈。”两个男孩回答,然后他们就出去了。

他们在花园里玩了半个小时,然后比利跑进了厨房。“妈妈,”他说,“ 波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。”

“他是个坏孩子。”他妈妈说,“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?”

“我朝他扔了一塊石子,”比利回答,“他蹲下了。”

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