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幽默大王

2016-05-30

阅读(高年级) 2016年6期
关键词:詹妮利奥贝蒂

1.Betty: “Black hens are cleverer than white ones, arent they?”

Larry:“How do you know?”

Betty:“Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens cant lay black ones.

贝蒂:“黑母鸡比白母鸡聪明,对吗?”

拉里:“你怎么知道?”

贝蒂:“嗯,黑母鸡能下白蛋,可白母鸡不能下黑蛋。”

2.Jack:“I wish Id lived in the old times.”

Leo:“Why?”

Jack:“Because there wouldnt be so much history to learn.”

杰克:“我要是生活在古代就好了。”

利奥:“为什么?”

杰克:“因为那就不会有这么多历史要学了。”

3.Jennys papa bought her a pair of new trousers, but it couldnt be worn as it shrank in the wash. Her mother got angry.

But Jenny said, “ Mama, I can wear it if you have me a bath.”

詹妮的爸爸给她新买了一条裤子,但刚一下水就缩得不能穿了。她的妈妈非常生气。

詹妮却说:“妈妈,你给我洗个澡,我就能穿了。”

4.The librarian went over to a small, noisy boy. “Please be quiet!” she warned. “The people around you cant read!”

“They cant?” the boy asked curiously. “Then what are they doing here?”

图书管理员走到一个喧闹的小男孩身边,警告说:“请安静!你周围的人都不能读书了!”

“不能读书?”小男孩好奇地问道,“那他们在这里干什么?”

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