Doing Nothing 什么也沒做

A little girl comes home from school. “Mom，” says the girl， “I do nothing at school， but today， my teacher punishes（惩罚） me.”

“That’s terrible！” Her mother shouts. “I will talk with your teacher about this. By the way， what don’t you do at school？”

“My homework，” the girl answers.

At a Loss迷惑不解

Son：Dad， where were you born？

Father：New York City.

Son：Where was Mom born？

Father：In Los Angeles.

Son：Where was I born， then？

Father：In Washington.

Son：That’s so funny！ How did we three get together？