Director：  Stephen Chow

Despite being a comedy， theres something disturbingly dark about Stephen Chows latest film The Mermaid. Take a Katherine Heigl rom-com， add Jurassic Park， the Looney Tunes， Alice in Wonderland， and the most disturbing nightmare you ever had as a child and you might get something along the lines of Chows recent project. Having grossed 523 million USD in the Chinese box office alone， The Mermaid is already one of the highest earning pictures of all time in China， beating out worldwide sales of the Hollywood action blockbuster Deadpool.

Chow， whose previous films have included the likes of Kung Fu Hustle， Journey to the West： Conquering Demons， and Shaolin Soccer， is one of the key figures establishing the vernacular of modern Chinese slapstick comedy. The absurdity of Chows comedic style employs singing and dancing， Tom-and-Jerry-style chase scenes， and a host of other techniques Chow has developed over the years. The Mermaid is no exception： a young mermaid is sent to assassinate a real estate developer who has polluted the oceans; instead， （spoilers， if it can be called that， ahead） they fall in love.

Its the most accessible bit of classic Chow tomfoolery mixed with environmental fable since Kung Fu Hustle， and yet， Sony Pictures gave it an incredibly limited release in the US， signaling the final end to the days of domestic US theatrical releases of Chinese films. Its sad， because The Mermaid genuinely has something to offer to audiences of all nationalities： a hilarious parable of environmentalism that seeks to emphasize the ecological devastation of environmental pollution through farcical humor and a complete fairy-tale love story thats so absurd that nearly anyone should get the point.

The film begins with a slapstick venture through the “Museum of World Exotic Animals” somewhere along the Guangdong coast， a jab at the eating culture of Guangdong， known for consuming （to near extinction）  many of the animals that live there. Its also a commentary on the current depleted state of the animal kingdom; the pudgy “museum owner” displays a bunch of fake exhibits including a hybrid of a salted mackerel.

Liu Xuan （Deng Chao）， a self-made millionaire and real-estate developer， is looking to acquire the Green Gulf; a protected cove which is home to a rare dolphins. In order to follow through with his dastardly plan to develop it into ocean front property， he hires a team of sonar-wielding boatmen to chase out all the marine life with their powerful sound guns. Unbeknownst to him， the cove is also the sanctuary for merpeople， and the new weapons cause many of them to fall sick and die. The last of them now reside in the belly of a sunken ship—Shanshan （Jelly Lin）， one of the last remaining beautiful mermaids who has learned how to waddle on her fins， is tasked with showing up to Lius after-party and assassinating him， by the bands leader， the half-man half-octopus Brother Eight （Show Luo）. However， during their date when she and Brother Eight planned on assassinating Liu， Shanshan and the misguided millionaire develop feelings for each other. Meanwhile， Ruolan （Kitty Zhang）， the icy daughter of Lius tycoon rival （the venerable Tsui Hark） has her own plans for amassing her fortune， whether it takes seducing Liu or brutalizing her way into the Green Gulf.

The final showdown almost plays itself out： Liu， having fallen in love with Shanshan， is pitted against Ruolan and her boatmen in a fitting show of both brutality and comedy that has become a staple of Chows directorial style. While sometimes Chows movies can be rather unpredictable，The Mermaid follows a rather identifiable path after its rambling opening sequence. The fun comes not from knowing full and well that Shanshan and Liu are heading towards inevitable fairy-tale love， but from the silly antics Chow employs left and right to get them there.

The courtship is actually rather compelling： theres nothing in the way of the romance except their deranged selves—theyre like two hungry adolescents running off like puppy dogs and its easy to accept without any extra rationalization from the script （at one point， the would-be lovers are shown throwing up in front of each other）. Chows penchant for extending his films just over the line of comfort in any given direction is also most apparent in The Mermaid： the final massacre of the merpeople more than just evokes the violence of dolphin slaughter in the cove and theres more than enough gore and blood to make one squirm.

While The Mermaid is a great movie， its apparent that this is also not Chows piece de resistance： That he is willing to branch out into new forms， push existing boundaries even further and avoid endlessly remaking his successful pieces speaks to Chows creativity. While The Mermaid is a strong contender， it is clear that there will be other even greater jewels in his crown， fitting and rather impressive for a mainstream commercial director. - Terence Hsieh （谢燕辉）

Shanshan： You are crying because it tastes so good， right？ I cried the first time I tried it.

H2o ch～ de k$ le ba？ W6 d# y～ c# ch～ de sh！hou w6 y0 k$ le.

好吃得哭了吧？我第一次吃的时候我也哭了。

Liu Xuan： It reminds me of my father. Back then， our family was impoverished and we had to pick up leftovers off streets. One day， my father brought back half a chicken leg. It tasted just like this. So， from a young age I decided， I…

W6 xi2ngq@ w6 b3. N3ge sh！hou， w6 ji` l@ h0n k^， w6men zh@n9ng sh3ngji8 ji2n ch～de. Y6u y# ti`n w6 b3 ji2n le b3n zh～ j～tu@ hu！lai. Ji&sh# zh-ge w-idao. Su6y@， w6 c5ngxi2o ji&l#zh#， w6……

我想起我爸。那個时候，我家里很苦，我们只能上街捡吃的。有一天我爸捡了半只鸡腿回来。就是这个味道。所以，我从小就立志，我……

S： You have a lot of grease on your month. [she wipes it for him.]

N@ zu@shang y6u h0ndu4 y5u.

你嘴上有很多油。

L： So， from a young age I decided to make a lot of money in the future.

Su6y@ ne， w6 c5ngxi2o ji& l#zh#， w6 w-il1i y3o zh-ng h0ndu4 h0ndu4 qi1n.

所以呢，我从小就立志，我未来要挣很多很多钱。

S： What do you need that much money for？

Zhu3n n3me du4 qi1n g3n ma？

赚那么多钱干嘛？

L： Is there anything more important than money in this world？

Zh-gesh#ji- sh3ng h1iy6u sh9nme b@ qi1n g-ng zh7ngy3o de ne？

这个世界上还有什么比钱更重要的呢？

S： If theres not a single drop of clean water， a single breath of fresh air left on the earth， no matter how much money you make， you are still doomed.

Ji2r% d#qi% shang li1n y# d～ g`nj#ng de shu@， y# k6u g`nj#ng de k4ngq# d4u m9iy6u， n@ zh-ng z3i du4 de qi1n y0sh# s@ l& y# ti1o.

假如地球上连一滴干净的水，一口干净的空气都没有，你挣再多的钱也是死路一条。

L： You…Do you understand what you are talking about？

N@……d6ng n@ z3i shu4 sh9nme ma？

你……懂你在說什么吗？

S： Its you who doesnt understand. Thats why I came to you.

Sh# n@ b& d6ng. W6 c1i hu# ch$xi3n z3i n@ mi3nqi1n.

是你不懂。我才会出现在你面前。