想做坏梦

I want a nightmare

Before the final examination， Tom told his mother， “Mom， I had a dream last night that Id passed todays exam.”“Dont trust dreams， dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite.” Mother replied. “Then I do hope Ill fail the other subjects in my dream tonight，” Tom said.

在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

Wheres the father？

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

“Look，” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are！”

“Yes，” said the younger， “but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father？”

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained， “Obviously he was painting the pictures.”

父亲在哪？

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”

“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”

哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”endprint