By Angie Pinchbeck

没什么比星期一早晨更糟糕的了。

Theres nothing worse than a Monday morning.

真不敢相信我睡过头了。

I cant believe I slept through my alarm.

我希望这个生病的理由行得通。

I wish this were a valid medical excuse.

看起来她一到星期一状态就很差。

Looks like shes got a bad case of the Mondays.

星期一究竟因何而存在？

Why on earth does Monday exist？

你不是讨厌星期一早晨的闹钟吗？

Dont you just hate the Monday morning alarm？

如果你想顺利过完一整天，有很多事情可以做。

If you want to get through the day， there are some things you can do.

如果你星期天晚上睡眠充足，就不会在星期一感觉太糟糕。

If you get enough rest Sunday night， you wont feel so 1）horrid on Monday.

你该一睡醒就立刻起床。

You should just hop out of bed the moment you wake up.

捎上一束鲜花让一天过得愉快。

Grab a bunch of fresh flowers to brighten the day.

为什么星期一的交通总是那么糟糕？

Why is traffic always worse on Mondays？

这应该用药物来对症治疗。

There ought to be a pill for this.

保持正确的态度很重要。

Its important to keep the right attitude.

她告诉我，她受到星期一综合症的困扰。

She told me she suffers from MMS—Monday Morning 2）Syndrome.

看来我们的处境都相同。

Seems were all in the same boat.

我只是无法克服我的星期一综合症。

I just cant seem to kick my MMB—Monday Morning Blues.

你不希望我们能彻底跳过星期一吗？

Dont you wish we could just skip Mondays entirely？

每个星期一都该是假期。

Every Monday should be a holiday.