王松海

Four friends were arguing over whose dogwas the smartest. The first man, an engineer,called to his dog,“T square, show your stuff.”The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and a pencil, and drew a perfecttriangle.

The next guy, an accountant , called to his dog, “Slide Rule, go ahead.”Thedog went to the kitchen, nibbled opened a bag of cookies and divided the contentsinto four equal piles.

The next man, a chemist, beckoned his dog, Beaker, to show what he could do.The dog went to the fridge, took out a quart of milk and poured out exactly eightounces into a measuring cup.

The last man was a government worker.“Coffee Break,” he hollered to his dog,“go to it.” With that, the dog jumped to his feet, soiled the paper, ate the cookiesand drank the milk.

谁的狗最聪明

四个朋友在为谁的狗最聪明而争论。第一个人是个工程师，他对自己的狗喊道：“T形角，使出你的本领来。”这只狗便跑向一张书桌，拉出一张纸和一支铅笔，画出了一个完美的三角形。

第二人是个会计。他对他的狗说：“珠算法，上吧。”那狗直奔厨房，用嘴咬开一袋甜饼并把饼分成了四等份。

第三个人是位药剂师。他命他的狗——量杯，表现一下。但见那狗直走向冰箱，叼出一瓶牛奶并精确地把八盎司牛奶倒入一个量杯中。

最后一位是政府职员。“休息时间，”他对自己的狗喊道，“去吧。”话音未落，那狗便跳将起来，踏污了那张纸，吃掉了所有的甜饼，喝光了那杯牛奶。

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