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One Summer Night

一个夏天的夜晚

A father with his son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent in the afternoon. At night， they went to asleep. Some hours later， the father woke1 his son and asked， “Look up to the sky and tell me what you see？”

Son： I see the stars， a ring around the moon， and some clouds.

Father： And what do those tell you？

Son： They tell me it will be cloudy or rainy tomorrow. Why do you ask me these， Dad？

The father slapped2 the son hard and said， “Idiot3. Someone has stolen4 our tent. Do you know？”

一位父亲带着儿子去露营。在下午，他们搭起了帐篷。在夜晚，他们睡着了。几个小时后，父亲叫醒了儿子，问道：“抬头看看天空，告訴我你看到了什么？”

儿子：我看到了星星，月亮周围的光环，还有云朵。

父亲：那说明了什么？

儿子：它们告诉我明天会是阴天或雨天。爸爸，你为什么问我这些？

父亲狠狠地打了儿子一巴掌，说：“白痴。有人偷了我们的帐篷，你知不知道？”

Teacher and Pupil

老师和小学生

Teacher： Your grades are terrible. I shall send for your father！

Doctors daughter： If I were you， Teacher， I wouldnt. My daddy always charges5 20 dollars for each visit！

老师：你的成绩太差了。我要叫你父亲来！

医生的女儿：老师，如果我是你，我不会的。我爸爸每次会面都要收20美元！

Shoot or Shoot？

射击还是拍电影？

In an African forest， a lion suddenly bounced6 on Allans wife.

Wife： Shoot him！ Shoot him！

Allan： Yes！ Yes！ I am changing the battery7 of my camera！

在非洲森林里，一只狮子突然扑向艾伦的妻子。

妻子：快射它！射它！

艾伦：好的！好的！我正在给我的摄影机换电池呢！

Going to See a Movie

去看电影

Emma： Lets go for movie.

Becky： Sorry！ Ive got a doctors appointment8 today.

Emma： Just cancel9 it. Tell him youre sick.

埃玛：我们去看电影吧。

贝基：对不起！我今天和医生有约。

埃玛：那就取消吧，告诉他你病了。

Catching the Train

赶火车

A farmer is working on the farm. A man comes and asks， “Excuse me， sir. Would you mind if I get across your field instead of10 going around it？ You see， I have to catch the train at 4：23.”

The farmer says， “Sure， go right ahead. And if my bull sees you， youll even catch the train at 4：11.”

一个农民在农场工作。一个人过来问他：“对不起，先生，如果我穿过你的田地而不是绕着走，你介意吗？你看，我得赶4点23分的火车。”

农夫说：“当然可以，一直往前走！如果我的公牛看到你，你甚至可以赶上4点11分的火车。”